TMI Pickles
I once told a guy that I was late to our date because I had stopped at home to eat a pickle. I really liked that guy, and I really liked those pickles.
The Numbers Game
When I look at my reflection- hunched over with a beer gut and no pants- I can’t help but wonder what kind of creature would want to date this mess?
A Rand-y Date
“So your favorite book… ‘s Atlas Shrugged?” I slur.